slamcock

Origin: A whipdick Cable TV hardware company selling "slam locks" with such a pathetic booth at a trade show that slamcock was born from necessity and opportunity.

I knew this place was slamcock, but 25 minutes to get a beer because they had to tap the key is ridiculous.

figuresque

Adjective for describing the perfect female figure.

Combination of "picturesque" and "figure"

Did you see the waitress walk by? She's so figuresque that she could be a model.

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Bijon

Adjective: Very interesting, exciting or new.

Synonyms: Rad, Tubular, Excellent

Grand Theft Auto was pretty bijon, but Halo2 is TOTALLY bijon.

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slutalia

Italian Slut

Combination of slut and the Italian word for Italy, "Italia."

We were on the train from Venezia to Firenze and saw four slutalias walk by wearing practically nothing.

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beldar

A Canadian with severe body dysmorphic disorder. Closely resembles Subway Jarrod.

Willy is a fucking beldar.

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blizm with my flip flop

share some booze with a complete stranger, usually some mad dog or a 40.

Hey man, wanna blizm with my flip flop.

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jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

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