Ripped like Santa

A person who has a stature similar to Saint Nicholas but is very strong and muscular

Even though Saint Nicholas is a fat man in a red suit, he delivers millions of toys around the world in one night and controls 8 (eight) flying beasts. He's got to be ripped

Dude, I thought that guy dancing with all those chicks was a total fat slob, and then he took his shirt off. That guy is ripped like Santa.

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whiz

1.The action of urinating

2. The type of "cheese" used on a genuine Philly Cheesesteak

1. I'm going to the bathroom to take a whiz

2. Guy at counter of shop; "What'll yous guys have?"

Customer; "We'll have two, wit whiz."

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Asparanesia

When a person eats asparagus and forgets that they have consumed it and is knocked to their knees by the funk when they pee an hour or two later.

I had total asparanesia until I took a whiz at the bar and was reminded that I had asparagus with my dinner.