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Fans that just seem to appear and fill up seats at the ballpake when a team starts winning games.
The Florida Marlins chia-fans are out in full force now that the Marlins are actually not playing like crap.
It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'
"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"
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Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.
John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.
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