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The act of urinating on a church.
I had to go so bad, I performed a crucipiss.
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The art of strategically hanging a deli sausage out of one's pants to entice a partner.
Hey...Check out that schlong... Oh Wait... It's Just a Phoney Baloney.
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The act of faking an ejaculation onto a partner's back, by spitting on it. Once the partner turns over, the official ejaculation occurs onto the patner's face.
Dave gave me The Imposter last night...Again.
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When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.
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