Da Bears

1.) How a true Chicagoan refers to the Chicago Bears.

2.) A term made famous by Saturday Night Live's very own Bill Swerski's Super Fans. Actors/Comedians include: Joe Mantegna, Mike Myers, Chris Farely, Rob Smigel and Kevin Nealon (All whom have some connection to the great city of Chicago).

3.) The proper way to toast to Da Bears.

1.) Chicagoan accent:

Bill:"Aye Bob, you gonna watch da game on sunday?"
Bob: "You mean Da Bears versus the Seahawks? Are you friggin' kiddin' me? Whataya, stupid?"
Bill: "Just askin'..."

2.) Super Fans Sketch:

Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

Todd O'Conner: while chewing his food Bill.

Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!

Superfans: Da Bears!!

3.) Toast:

Johnny:"For Da Bears winning da Superbowl this year, I pruhpose a toast to DA BEARS!"
Everyone: "Daaaa Bears!!!"

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Vagina Ghost

A guy you used to shagg/bang/screw/hook-up with. "The ghosts of your vagina's past"

ABBREV. "VG"

"Now that I'm in a serious relationship all of my vagina ghosts came out..."

"I ran into a VG last night"

"You can't escape VG's, they haunt the city!"

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