church

Somewhere you are forced to go on sunday mornings. If you manage to stay concious throughout the whole thing, kudos to you. It can sometimes last for hours on end.

See also torture and suicide

1) Boy 1: Hey, you wanna come over and play Xbox on sunday morning?
Boy 2: Can't.
Boy 1: How come?
Boy 2: My mom is making me go to church.
Boy 1: Man, that blows.
Boy 2: Tell me about it. I might have to shoot myself after baldy's sermon.
Boy 1: Good luck, man.

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