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A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
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possessing qualities or talents well-above average
Guy 1: I didn't think you were going to catch that ball.
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to go all-madden to get it.
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