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When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?
A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.
Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeÄ?