Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

DSL

Originally meaning dick sucking lips, the mean has now become overused by certain groups of friends to the point where its lost its meaning all together. It can now be used to replace any word regardless of context.

Girl 1: i totally dsl-ed that guys iphone last night it was the funniest thing ever
Girl 2 : thats soo dsl like what even??
Girl 3 OH MM GEE CURB STOMP CURB STOMP DSL DSL