i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

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happy place

the place where you go when you masturbate

"I'm going to my happy place!"

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awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

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wonder bread

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella

She's white like wonder bread!

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across the universe

only the best musical ever!! its all beatles songs, and its sort of weird, but still, its a great movie. if you havent seen it, go rent it RIGHT NOW

Across the Universe is my favorite movie!

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cilf

cracker (white person) i'd like to fuck

that girl is such a cilf!

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julianne hough

on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she's only 19.

Ew, julianne hough? she's old!
Umm... she's 19...

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