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Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

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