droolery

N. The pleasant adornments you leave your pillow after a long night's sleep with your mouth open. Not always the most pleasant surprise. Can also be the rings you leave on the actual pillow.

"She was really grossed out when she discovered all of the droolery I have collected over the years."

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Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.

Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.

Haircrush

When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.

Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.

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