axiom

(n.): principle, postulate. A recognized law. Some car brand; looks nice.

Axiom of Extensionality

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bearfoot

(n.): the foot of a bear. Often indicates a big foot. A misspelling of barefoot.

That guy has a bearfoot; kill him.

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Joach

Verb - The act of sexually or morally degrading members of the same sex. Also can apply to sexually or morally degrading one's self.

"Bill killed Troy with only probes... Troy totally got joached."

"Damn it! I joached myself right up my urethra."

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AAA

"Triple A." An identification describing the size of a battery.

My remote control requires two AAA batteries.

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peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.

Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.

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bullshit

(n.): shit from a bull. An untrue, unappreciative, or distrustful action/speech.
(v.): to lie or do bad unto another.

(n.): I can't believe this... this is BULLSHIT!!!
(v.): Don't bullshit me.

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