bukkiblu

little venti liker in the land down unda. when she texts me it has the same notification sound as apple news,, holds onto the earth by her toes while her hot chippies fall into the void of space

likes xiaoven and helped me come up with a stupid lovechild for them and makes fun of me for being american (which i deserve)

but most of all best little aussie to ever come from the land down unda and my good friend even tho her aeroplanes are maccas are really ducking stupid

“ong bro have you seen bukkiblu ’s new video”
“yeah bro i’ve seen bikini bottom’s new video, the one abt ei getting a vagiene trim right?”
“yeah bro it’s got like 12983million views by now she must be a really funny person”
“bro info just came out shes aussie”
“shit”