press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

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trend whore

Have you seen the kids with the tite girl pants usualy with a loud belt and a short shirt sometimes even exposing their stomach (much like women do), spiked hair in the back with short or sometimes long and combed over in the front hair, fingernail paint and make-up? You know what I am talking about, thats a 100% 2004 trend whore!

Trend Whore - "Does my ass look big in these dickies?"
Myself - "Those are girl pants, they are supposed to do that fucktard!"

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brap

The TRUE and ORIGINAL use of the word "brap" came from motocross racers symbolizing their bike's engine, braaaaap, while doing any activity. Hopping off the sidewalk, playing with toy motorcycles, lifting an object etc. The phrase caught on and was knocked off in a way when the sport of motocross became more popular.

I was haulin into the speed bump and I hit it so hard, it was like braaaap

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Mikafungus

A disgusting undistinguishable substance usually found in old drain pipes, but used to describe any unknown sludge and/or grime resulting from prolonged accumulation due to lack of cleaning.

"The plumber stated that the drains were slow because the pipes were filled with Mikafungus"

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anti-flag

They have been around since the mid 90's and have been kicking ass ever since. Some people have labeled them with that annoying "sellout" phrase but that is hardly the truth unless you are a person who thinks they are cool cause they like things that only 5 other people like. I agree that it is annoying to see all of the anti-flag crap at school on alot of people who think they are "punk" because they wear it but who cares what they do.

They are extremely political and know how to throw the word "fuck" around pretty well. They also make fun of alot of different things in their music in which you may think "are they serious" but more than likely they are just joking.

If you like hard and fast punk, check out their first album "Die For The Government" or "Underground Network".

If you are feeling a little pissed off then check out "Their System Doesnt Work For You"

"You don't have to be a racist to be a Nazi Fuck, your mindless nationalism give you credentials enough"

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chocolate muffin party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.

The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.

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chode

a shorty fat fat dick

antione stuck his chode in yyvones eye, and she tickled his balls. The centaur was getting his chode suckoff by a cow/bullfrog while it was taking a shit

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