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when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store
I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store
11π 4π
when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine
that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist
11π 4π
When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.
Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.
8π 17π
The hole on the tip of your cock.
Mike went to the doctors and shoved a q-tip up his copurnicus.
8π 7π
Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.
Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.
9π 21π
when you fuck a chick with a really hairy bush, and get rugburn on your cock
jesse gave me a hairy sally last night
17π 13π
when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos
Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night
11π 10π