creamy cash

when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store

I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store

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sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

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copurnicus

The hole on the tip of your cock.

Mike went to the doctors and shoved a q-tip up his copurnicus.

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floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

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Homo un-erectus

Thats where the wang gets huge-ifide, not from the female but from the male.

Billy's suffers from a mile case of homo un-erectus.

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spud nuts

when your eating supper, your friend gets up to go to the bathroom and you dip your balls in his mashed potatos

Justin doesn't know that he had spud nuts last night

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sneaky-pete

While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..

I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!

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