birthday bird

british slang for birthday girl

bloke1: "where's my birthday bird?"
bloke2: "she's snogging that other bloke over there"
bloke1: "bollocks! i have to get pissed now"

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spiderman

a male spider

girl: can u kill spiderman over there?
boy: how do u know it's not female?
girl: just do it!

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