Spook Spot: a spot or stain on the wall caused by the unknown. Likely by poop from a Ghost.
Ashley: Our condo is up for sale and I cleaned everything but I can't seem to get this final spot off the wall. Iâve even tried Mr. Clean Eraser and even that doesnât work.
Oscar: It looks like a shart stain but it canât be from me because itâs pretty high up and close to the ceiling. The paint's new, where in the hell did it come from?
Ashley: I canât clean it and we donât know where it came from. Thatâs a âspook spotâ.
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Occu-Pie:
The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.
Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.
Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.
Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.
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