Occu-Pie

Occu-Pie:

The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.

Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.

Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.

Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.

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Spook Spot

Spook Spot: a spot or stain on the wall caused by the unknown. Likely by poop from a Ghost.

Ashley: Our condo is up for sale and I cleaned everything but I can't seem to get this final spot off the wall. I’ve even tried Mr. Clean Eraser and even that doesn’t work.

Oscar: It looks like a shart stain but it can’t be from me because it’s pretty high up and close to the ceiling. The paint's new, where in the hell did it come from?

Ashley: I can’t clean it and we don’t know where it came from. That’s a “spook spot”.

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