squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

Jam rag

The cloth or paper towel used to wipe away the jam from one's face after devouring a jam filled doughnut.

After polishing a doughnut off in the cafe she grabbed a paper napkin to wipe away the excess jam residue from her lips and surrounding area thus creating a 'Jam Rag'

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