fuckford

A person who posseses lesser intelegance than a fucknut.

A. Yo man are we ready to catch the bus to the game, we need to be there in 25 minuites!
B. Oh shit dude I just spent my busfare on a can of beer, now im skint!
A. YOUR A FUCKING FUCKFORD

wank arson

The act of causing agonising friction burns to the hand or genitais due to extended or prolonged acts of masturbation ,deliberately

I am suffering today I tell you my penis is raw, I masturbated 3 times for over 2 hours, suffering from serious wank arson now

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