light in the ass

#1 - Someone who shows no balls or can't pull weight

#2 - Someone/something that is too skinny or too small/lightweight

#3 - To light a fire under someones ass

#1 - I thought he was tough, but he proved himself light in the ass that night.

#2 - Ted - "Hows that four wheeler running?"

Biff - "Its got nut but a little light in the ass for my taste. It wont track for shit!"

#3 - Biff - "What am Im going to do to motivate this girl to work?"

Jeff - "Well my take is light in the ass or its sayonara!"

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bye bye birdie

Old school for sayonara (Good Bye)

Also the title of a 1960's musical

Biff - "She's 90 days past due on this account"

George - "Give her 30 more days and then its bye bye birdie"

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corners freight train

Slang for a mountain bike that holds the trail exceptionally well on a downhill run.

Bob - "How did that Yeti demo at Highland?"

Biff - "Dude it's a sick ride! Corners freight train but a little light in the ass for my taste"

Bob - "Word? I gotta run one soon. I like light!"

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pedal

Slang for mountain biking

Steve - "Were do you want to pedal today dude"

Biff = "Lets hit Dennison, at like 3?"

Steve = "Cool, see you there"

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whatayougonnado

Short hand for - What are you going to do? usually via text

Another ditty I use a lot for obv reasons. Seinfeld may have popularized this one, Sopranos beat the shit out of it, so I can't take all the credit.

Phil - "Whats up w/ Johnny blowing you up for bizkits @ 2am?"

Biff - "I told the kid to get fucked but whatayougonnado?"

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charley some chowda

Slang for snowboarding/skiing

Biff - Whats the game plan Stan?

Wally - Lets charley some chowda on blue sky, and hit that craw-bake for like 1.

Biff - Aight coo!