carp

An effortless attempt to do nothing!

"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"

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blackrifice

This is when you are playing fifa and the opponent goes through on goal with no remaining defenders to prevent him from scoring. This is when you pick your closest black defender and sacrifice him to take the straight red card and bring the attacker to the ground. Thus, it is known as a blackrifice!

fuck sake ur going to score, your clean through unless i do blackrifice....titus bramble do your thing. cheers

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