jackoff

a way to increase your risk of prostate cancer, yet addicting

i had a bad day, so i went home to jackoff

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cops

desperate asses who try to fill their quota by hiding and if they see you do anything, they act like an ass

two kids fight in front of their friends, cops get there, one friend smiles, a cop needs to fill his quotia, says to kid "you being funny?" kid"no!" cop "you trying to be funny?" kid "no, seriously!" cop "shut the fuck up, funny poeple go in the car!" kid charged with lying to officer

95👍 55👎