woffty minge

Stinky Vagina

The stripper had a Woffty Minge

swaggasm

An intense feeling achieved after seeing or thinking of an outfit that is swagged the fuck out or extremely stylish. Similar to an orgasm except all stimuli is visual.

1. Me: "So I looked into the mirror to swag check before the party and I immediately had a swaggasm."

2. Random chick 1: "Damn. He's so hot."

Random chick 2: "I know right, every time I see Chris I have a swaggasm.

3. One look at her and I had to check my boxers. Fortunately it was just a swaggasm.