Faux Hawk

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.

This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.

People with small penises wear this hair style.

Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii

Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.

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