motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.

1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!

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friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.

My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.

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FPS surfing

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.

On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing

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don't publish

The fate of almost all definitions being posted on Urban Dictionary.

Is used by so-called editors who doesn't want a good definition to be published. Instead, he/she published his/her own lame & boring definition.

Mike: I just sent a definition about political term in Urban Dictionary, but got rejected
Don: Aww man, who the hell pressed the don't publish button?
Mike: Don't know.... probably some editors who published his own definition about pedobear

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word of the day

A new gay word being submitted to Urban Dictionary, made by gay and chosen by gays

*clicks Urban Dictionary link*
*sees word of the day*

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK THAT IS SO LAME SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THOSE GAYMEN!!!!!

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teen editor

Young,promising editor for Urban Dictionary.....not

Once you posted a definition that isn't being used in school, they're going to press the don't publish button.

Wait, I thought they gonna push the damn button anyway??

How the fuck did the term 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa' gets published??! It must be those teen editors again

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