motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.

1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!

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teen editor

Young,promising editor for Urban Dictionary.....not

Once you posted a definition that isn't being used in school, they're going to press the don't publish button.

Wait, I thought they gonna push the damn button anyway??

How the fuck did the term 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa' gets published??! It must be those teen editors again

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friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.

My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.

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eurosport

Eurosport is a European sports satellite and cable network, available in 59 countries and broadcasting in 20 different languages (more in Wikipedia)

Eurosport is also available on the Internet (duh) which makes it an easy target for trolls. Some of their irrelevant comments made a good laugh, and the others made you pity them.

Josh: What is Eurosport?
Bob: Eurosport is the European ESPN

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insomniac maniac

Usually exists in hostel or dormitory.

A person who had difficulty to fall asleep, and disrupts his/her roommates' good night sleep.

My roommate always stays up at night, switching on his jukebox playing Justin Bieber crap and becoming a nuisance. I didn't get enough sleep and ended up having insomnia.

What an insomniac maniac.

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don't publish

The fate of almost all definitions being posted on Urban Dictionary.

Is used by so-called editors who doesn't want a good definition to be published. Instead, he/she published his/her own lame & boring definition.

Mike: I just sent a definition about political term in Urban Dictionary, but got rejected
Don: Aww man, who the hell pressed the don't publish button?
Mike: Don't know.... probably some editors who published his own definition about pedobear

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