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A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.
Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....
Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
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Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.
Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter
It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate
Susan: You mean African American male?
Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
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Eurosport is a European sports satellite and cable network, available in 59 countries and broadcasting in 20 different languages (more in Wikipedia)
Eurosport is also available on the Internet (duh) which makes it an easy target for trolls. Some of their irrelevant comments made a good laugh, and the others made you pity them.
Josh: What is Eurosport?
Bob: Eurosport is the European ESPN
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Usually exists in hostel or dormitory.
A person who had difficulty to fall asleep, and disrupts his/her roommates' good night sleep.
My roommate always stays up at night, switching on his jukebox playing Justin Bieber crap and becoming a nuisance. I didn't get enough sleep and ended up having insomnia.
What an insomniac maniac.
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Pornographic film being released on Blu-ray.
Features fabulous visual experience with ultra-high details of porn stars' body parts. You can even see the sweat gland of boobies, plus bombastic surround sound of moaning and growling.
With Blu-ray technology, you can watch porn movies in 3D as well (not just Avatar)
Guy #1: OMFG this blu-film is the shit!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, it's so real I just came without even fapping!!!!
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A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.
Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea
Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her
Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy
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