wsl

"was like"

i wsl talking with her and she wsl all "no way!" and i wsl all "yes, way!"

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gitm

'glitch in the matrix'. used to describe internet and technological inconsistencies. can also be used to describe misunderstanding between people irl

me: what happened you went offline for a few seconds
you: i dunno what happened.. gitm

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gitm

glitch in the matrix. used to refer to those events in which something goes wrong but is commonplace (esp. with technology). e.g. snafu 2.0

huggybear: what happened? your IM showed you as logged off.
bubbybear: i dunno. gitm

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momeme

equivalent to a meme that exists solely between two people. has the same capacity for replication yet only exists between one relationship unit.

joe and i have our own way of greeting each other, a momemetic exchange.

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side car

to sit down in a stall adjacent to an already occupied stall in the bathroom. deemed especially rude when there are other open stalls NOT adjacent to the occupied stall.

dude.. i was taking a dump and some guy side carred me!

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feelatio

to get someone off by empathizing with their feelings

dan was feeling really down until i gave him some feelatio.

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