Drug-wog

Like a drug dog but much cheaper and more expendable than their canine counterparts. like drug dogs you cut open there stomach and inside, store ilegal narcotics. Very cheap, very effective, and most of all, very funny

Dealer 1: So, you get the dog into the country?

Dealer 2: na man

Dealer 1: you said you had the stuff!

Dealer 2: i do, meet tyrone, my finest drug-wog

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dying baby

When a baby is in the process of dying, it tends to be very funny.

Hey joe, did you see that dying baby?

Dude, will, i creamed my fucking pants

I laughed so hard, that three africans die

Your laughter of a dying baby bought about the death of africans?

yes

well then how can babies dying be a BAD thing

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Krunch

Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.

Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.

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lolocaust

a lolocaust is a genocide of epic proportion however it is only acceptable to mock said genocide 50 years or more after the incident.

holocaust=ok

rwanda genocide=not cool

as you can see, the rules for calling lolocaust are clear

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N-BOMB

N-BOMB is a term used to define the word nigger. The BOMB part of the title is there to show how heavy and dangerous a word it is.

Mike: Did you see the Russian prime minister talking about Obama the other day?

Jeff: No, why?

Mike: Well it all started fine, but then in he came and just droped the N-BOMB

Jeff: No...fucking...way!!!

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Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

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Wogasaurus

Like a theasaurus, the wogasaurus teeches people how to speak wog. Going into a nigger area? Then just fetch your wogasaurus.

I was in Brooklyn when all of a sudden i was approached by some niggers who spoke wog, it was very intimidating, but then i pulled out my wogasaurus and was soon in kfc with the formentioned niggers

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