Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

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Shipman

The one member of a group of lads who all other members of the group have dark considerations of

That Boycey....He's a right fucking Shipman he is...

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shipman

to act in a homosexual manner, or to be really gay.

you where being a total shipman when you grabbed my nuts.

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shipman

an under paid ict technician

" I want a proper wage" " sorry your a shipman"

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izzy shipman

The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever

Someone: did you see her

Someone else: yes

Someone: she is such an Izzy shipman

Harold Shipman

Hero to all real scousers!

There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland

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Jeremy shipman

A weird man. He is a Mexican man with many tastes. He is a thief of many varieties. Likes his friends and will be nice then back stabs you at any minute.

That man at the store looked like a Jeremy shipman.

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