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When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass
1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.
2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.
The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food
Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit