Divorcer

the biggest, blackest, most intimidating dildo ever. Not intended for mass production.

Divorcer:

Some Guy: What's the biggest thing you've ever stuffed in there?
Girl who loves huge dildo's: Well once I got an entire vase in there, but it was no divorcer.

At a Mexican restaurant;
Guy: Boy that burrito sure was huge, probably the biggest I've ever eaten.
Other Guy: Yeah dude, that thing was as big as the divorcer.

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