D1 baby

A highly athletic child of two athletic parents. D1 refers to Division I athletics. Typically used by future divorcees on their dating profiles.

I wanna make a D1 baby with you

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veg

A person whose life is consumed by the technology around them and becomes irritated when others suggest that they should do more with their lives.

Derives from the word, "vegetable," and is usually pronounced with a hard 'g' so as to not suggest a vagina, though it can be pronounced with a soft g.

Carl is such a fucking veg. He's always looking at his phone.

Oh my God, Mikaela literally hasn't left her house for days. She's such a veg.