Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.

Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((