Sighgasm

When you sigh, and it comes out sounding sexual. It kind of sounds like you orgasmed, but it was just a sigh.

*after the difficult exam*
Susan: *sighs*
Joe: Woah, Susan. Did you just sighgasm?
Susan: What?
Joe: It sounded like a very sexual sigh. xD
Susan: o_o

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Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

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