sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

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clawfist

Someone who's hands are exceptionally large or disfigured in some manner.

Damn Rob is a freakin' clawfist!