MILSWANCA

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.

If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.

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Carrot jockey

A woman who masturbates with a carrot.

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding

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