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During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"
This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.
Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.
Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.
This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?
Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.
Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.
A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.
The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
When a remark about a black person is misconstrued as racism but really isn't.
Former president Jimmy Carter is being accused of non-racism because of his accusations of Representative Joe Wilson.
Similar to a "factory" where many products are made, a "Fuckery" is a physical building where much fucking takes place.
The definition of fucking includes but is not limited to: vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, wife swapping, orgies, gangbangs, reverse gangbangs, bukake parties, squirt parties, gay sex, bi sex, and lesbian sex.
The actual building itself could be a pornographic movie studio, a warehouse used for gangbangs, a brothel, a whorehouse, a hotel, a motel, and even someone's house!
However, in order for a building to be considered a "Fuckery", strict regulations require that the physical act of fucking must occupy at least 75% of the building - 99% of the time!
My friend Carl thinks his house is a Fuckery but he is incorrect. Not much fucking goes on at his place. Trust me; I know.
However, the Red Roof Inn motel down the street from me is a huge Fuckery! Trust me; I know.
Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
Friend: How is your night so far?
You: Nothing to wall about.