Chad

a term with several definitions, the most current is a replacement term for jock.however it previously was used to describe the perineum region between the scrotum and anus.

nerd 1: hey dude how was the party?
nerd 2: it was fun till a group of chads showed up.
nerd 1: oh god, what did they do.
nerd 2: oh nothing drastic, but i was talking to this cute girl who is a engineering major. well before a chad came over. after that i didnt have to much luck with her, she was all over him.
nerd 1: well was he at least a good guy?
nerd 2: nah the guy was a shithead i dont even know how he got into this school.
nerd 1: so a fuckboy and a chad? damn dude bad luck.
nerd 2: no need to remind me, anyways wanna come play some dnd
nerd 1: sure man, just dont kill my character this time.
chad: hey did i hear yall say dungeons and dragons?
nerd 2: yeah, so sorry, we are big nerds.
chad: what do you mean? dnd is awesome, can i play with yall.
nerd 2: *whispers* guess he isnt a typical chad after all
nerd 1: sure you can
chad: alright sweet imma bring my girlfriend shes an engineering major.
cute girl from the party: oh hey werent you at the party?
nerd 2: yeah
nerd 1: *whispers* hehe looks like he stole your girl
nerd 2: *whispers* shut up asshole
cute girl: what was that?
nerd 2: OH! uhhhh nothing.
chad: well what are we waiting for lets go play!

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Civilian

a synonym for acceptable causality

um sir should i fire the rocket at the civilians to distract the enemy?

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