Micro Zone

A skiing or snowboarding term used to refer to a small area. This usually includes a terrain feature such as cliff bands, pillow lines or anything that’s worth bragging to your homies about. A micro zone is something that can be sessioned, which would include hiking the zone repeatedly in an attempt to lay down the sickest line or trick.

Suge: Yo hoss that run was sick, what you trying to ride next?
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

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Bro-Tex

Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.

Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?

D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.

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