Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

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The Shatner

A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.

Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!