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A date that is so incredibly awful that the only reason you don't walk out is so that you can describe the scene in detail to your friends for years to come.
Although Craig was possibly the most outrageously boring man she had ever been on a date with, Alice felt that she had to stay until the end as it would at least make an amazing anecdate to tell her friends about afterwards.
6π 6π
Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
12π 1π
A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.
Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.
10π 3π
A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.
John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.
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A condition whereby you have more apple branded products than is justifiable or necessary.
With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.
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To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.
"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."
"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."
(n) A condition whereby you forget everything that is relevant in real life because you are so engrossed by events happening on Facebook/Twitter/gaming/email/SMS etc.
Dan was so distracted by his textual flirtation with June whilst bidding on ebay that he completely forgot it was his mother's birthday and his sister's graduation ceremony. It's not the first time his media amnesia has got him into trouble.