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pramface

A woman who looks so young she ought to be pushing a pram around a council estate in the shittiest part of town.

What nice tatoos, pramface. Did you do them yourself?

by Clarkers January 02, 2004


Change at Baker Street

Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.

I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.

by Clarkers January 02, 2004


townie

A perjorative term of abuse we used to use at Oxford to describe the locals (ie non-students) who were generally viewed by us as dim, poor, unfashionable, dangerous and ugly. Maturity has given me a new perspective, and I appreciate now that actually we were the stupid c**ts.

Townie: Large doner with extra meat
Oxford student: Look here old chap, I think you'll find I was here before you
Townie: F**k off back home you stupid c**t

by clarkers January 02, 2004