numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

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Patrick Moore

our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone

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wachang

A male penis,dick,cock..which ever you would like to call it

That guys wahcang was like wa-chung!

badass pimp

n. 1. Matt P. 2. An awesome person with dancin feet.

Yeah, he's a total badass pimp on the dance floor.

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krunked

to get excited about something

I am krunked about the party tonight.

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wa chung

eye catching; stands out

The chick walking down the street was like wa chung!!

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diet

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

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