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A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.
I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage
a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.
Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
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Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed รขยยฆ he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.
Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
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the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species
...me cuntchunder is overdue....
....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....
erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder
A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?
Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsdรขยยฆ it's legendary
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an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?
Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable
My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at รยฃ1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism