where you fuck cookies because you can't get at a real person.
gerard: OH MY GOD, YOUR A COOKIE FUCKER?!
lynz: NO! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
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when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.
the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"
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