Bacurbation

individual whom uses saran wrap and bacon fat to master their own domain

$3.95 12 pack of bacon
$5.95 1 roll of saran wrap

20 minutes of bacurbation with a mega happy ending-----------------------------PRICELESS

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clam ladder

a new method of wall climbing, involving a horizontal wall and 6 willing females. The willing participants lay 3x3 (3 on left and 3 on right) on their backs with legs wide open. The wall climber than inserts 4 fingers into each handhold(vagina) and pulls himself forward. You can then turn 180 degrees and pull yourself the other direction. Repeat as desired

Hey ladies, wanna go build me a clam ladder?

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Bamel Toe

tight jeans, two testicles bulging out each side of the crotch seem

Yo that fat guy has bamel toe and frankly it is making me nauseous.

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Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

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