awesmom

an awesome mom

Brian: Dude, didn't Dave's mom catch you guys smoking weed last nite?
Ben: Yeah she did, but instead of being mad she finished the joint with us!
Brian: Wow. What an awesmom!

officially unofficial

A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.

Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.

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hi(gh)

An AIM greeting, in which someone who is completely baked initiates a conversation.

Jason: hi(gh)
Marshall: nice, who did you smoke with?
Jason: your mom and dad
Marshall: weird

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YOOOOUUUU!!!

Inspired by the inexplicable Soulja Boy hit, Crank Dat. Occurs after a burn, often yelled out by a third party. Directed at the person who dissed as props for a sweet burn. May be exaggerated or diminished depending on how insulted the person is.

Alex: Hey man...why are you wearing a red hat?
Mark: I dunno, it's cool?

(Brian enters room)

Brian: Fred Durst? Is that you?
Alex: aw YOOOOUUUU!!!
Mark: ...fuck you guys *takes off red hat*

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essighing

The arduous process of writing an essay, and its tendency to make the writer want to kill themselves...hence the *sigh*

Friend 1: "Hey, want to try heroin tonight?"
Friend 2: "Can't man, I'm essighing all night"
Friend 1: "That sucks. Oh well, more heroin for me!"

texting it in

If phoning it in means doing something without giving a shit, texting it in takes not caring about something to new heights.

Nate: Wow. Barsin took a 3-hour lunch and has been playing mini-putt on the Internet since he got back. What's he thinking?
Brian: Yeah dawg, he's been texting it in for the last 3 months.

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scentimental

When a certain smell gives you feelings of transcendence. I.e. nostalgia for a time long passed triggered by smell.

Ben: Whoa. This wet pumpkin smells like the mushrooms we took camping last summer! I am getting scentimental over here!

Brian: Something smells like shi-

Dave: ...like my hockey bag from when I was a kid!
Brian: Look at you, being all scentimental!

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