Goryhole

Similar to a glory hole. A men puts his cock through a hole in the wall. Instead the woman on the other side fucks him while she's on her period. When he pulls his penis back he's left well a bloody mess. Thus the Goryhole.

I earned my red wings last week. I fucked this broad through a glory hole. Came out on the other end a goryhole!

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Mauryhole

Similar to a glory hole. You have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your cock through it. The caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of Maury Povich is stapled to wall. Giving the illusion of sucking off Maury. Big fans of daytime television (Usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.

My wife and I talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. She brought of the idea of a Mauryhole...I got an easy blowjob out of it so who am I to say no?

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The Cowardly Lion

When you shave your pubes with an electric trimmer but don't get the hair on your shaft or balls cause it nips you. So the finished product resembles the mane of The Cowardly Lion.

I was manscaping but didn't have my Mach 3 nearby. So I half assed it and the result was The Cowardly Lion.

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