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kirby

to give someone head sooooooooooooo good that their soul is literally sucked out of their body.

Bimbo #1: *enters scene to find her best friend face down, ass up on the bed* BAHA bestie are you okay?!

Bimbo #2: *exists in pretty*

BImbo #1: Bestieeeeeeee????
Bimbo #2: *mumbling into pillow* so you know how me and megan were all flirty last night?

Bimbo #1: yuh
Bimbo #2: ok welllll things started picking up and we're like making out and she goes to take off my fenty beauty thong and then she you know ;) *fuckboy laugh* and now i can't move
Bimbo #1: *speaks in horny* BAHA you got kirby'd?!?!
Bimbo #2: yuh <3
Bimbo #1: OMG that's so iconic of her !!

by cloethebimbobrat July 8, 2021